A full review of Disco Fries by Flora Arbor Craft from the Zip Line bulk series in Illinois. Breaking down aroma, flavor, terpene profile, effects, and overall quality to see if this craft option stands out from typical MSO bulk flower.
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Superflux Lemon Cream Cookies Review: 4g Live Sugar Bucket from Windy City Cannabis
A full review of Superflux Lemon Cream Cookies live sugar, a sativa-leaning Lemon Tree x Dosidos cross testing at 90.87% THC and 7.56% terpenes. Picked up in a 4g bucket from Windy City Cannabis in Posen, Illinois, this concentrate delivers strong lemon flavor, smooth dabs, and an uplifting euphoric high.
Dispensary 33 Workers Ratify First Union Contract With Teamsters Local 777
Workers at Chicago’s Dispensary 33 have unanimously ratified their first five-year union contract with Teamsters Local 777, securing higher wages, improved healthcare benefits, and stronger workplace protections for cannabis retail employees.
Oishii Live Rosin Review: Redemption Botanicals/Mile High Melts
A detailed review of Oishii Live Rosin from Redemption Botanicals’ Mile High Melts line. Learn about the terpene profile, flavor, effects, and why this premium Illinois rosin stands out.
Michigan CRA Files Formal Complaint Against Trapstars Outlet in New Buffalo Over Cannabis Tracking Discrepancies
The Michigan Cannabis Regulatory Agency has issued a formal complaint against Trapstars Outlet in New Buffalo, alleging cannabis sales tracking discrepancies, inaccurate METRC reporting, and compliance failures. Here is what we know so far.
Cronja Shot Caller Live Rosin and Ice Water Hash Infused Pre Roll Review
Cronja’s Shot Caller 1.5 gram Live Rosin and Ice Water Hash infused pre roll has officially landed in Illinois. Here is a full review covering flavor, burn time, effects, and overall value.
Chicago Mayor Vetoes Hemp Ban, Giving Intoxicating Hemp Businesses Temporary Relief
Mayor Brandon Johnson vetoed a City Council measure that would have banned most intoxicating hemp products in Chicago, offering a temporary lifeline to small businesses while federal restrictions loom.
93 Boyz Launches Free Smoke Medical Program to Support Illinois Medical Cannabis Patients
93 Boyz, founded by Vic Mensa, has launched the Free Smoke Medical Program in partnership with Soul & Wellness to help Illinois adults facing medical and financial hardship access cannabis support, education, and wellness resources.
Crunch Berries Live Resin Badder Review
An honest, batch-specific review of Crunch Berries Live Resin Badder by Dr. Greenthumb, produced by Redemption Botanicals in Illinois, covering appearance, melt, flavor, terpenes, and effects.
The Stoke by Superflux Review | Sour Tangie x White OG Hybrid Breakdown in Illinois
I crack open a fresh two gram jar of The Stoke by Superflux and break down the aroma, appearance, and terpene profile of this Sour Tangie x White OG hybrid available in Illinois.
United Center Makes History as First Major U.S. Arena to Sell Hemp Derived THC Drinks
Hemp-derived THC beverages have officially arrived at the United Center, marking a first for major U.S. sports and concert arenas. As fans seek cannabis infused drinks and alcohol alternatives, this move highlights a growing demand for wellness-forward lifestyle options in live entertainment venues.
Rainbows and Cherries Infused Pre Roll Review by High Supply and Cresco Labs
A smooth burning infused pre roll review of Rainbows and Cherries by High Supply and Cresco Labs, featuring THC Sand infusion, barrel style roll, flavorful terpene profile, and uplifting sativa leaning effects suitable for social settings.
Cryo Remediation, Mold, and the High Price Illinois Consumers Keep Paying
Illinois cannabis consumers are paying premium prices for remediated flower that contains dead mold and yeast spores. This article breaks down Cryo Remediation, why Illinois brands are being forced to use it to pass testing, and why Couch Lock’d believes the state must reform its testing standards instead of normalizing remediation.
Illinois Lawmaker Revives Push to Let Medical Patients Shop Anywhere at Medical Tax Rates
Illinois lawmakers have introduced House Bill 4306, a proposal that would allow registered medical cannabis patients in Illinois to shop at any licensed dispensary while still paying medical tax rates. The bill aims to remove access barriers, expand patient protections, and revive reforms previously blocked by corporate opposition.
Why We’re Introducing The Burn Circle
In 2025, ongoing Instagram reporting and platform restrictions pushed us to adapt. The Burn Circle was created as a community-first space for culture, conversation, and events, while Couch Lock’d continues to focus on product coverage through our website and YouTube channel.