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Dispensary 33 Workers Ratify First Union Contract With Teamsters Local 777
Workers at Chicago’s Dispensary 33 have unanimously ratified their first five-year union contract with Teamsters Local 777, securing higher wages, improved healthcare benefits, and stronger workplace protections for cannabis retail employees.
New Buffalo Dispensary First Time Deals 2026: Complete Guide to Every Discount
Looking for first time dispensary deals in New Buffalo, Michigan? We compiled the complete 2026 list of every dispensary promotion, discounts, and free offers to help cannabis shoppers maximize savings on their next trip.
Michigan CRA Files Formal Complaint Against Trapstars Outlet in New Buffalo Over Cannabis Tracking Discrepancies
The Michigan Cannabis Regulatory Agency has issued a formal complaint against Trapstars Outlet in New Buffalo, alleging cannabis sales tracking discrepancies, inaccurate METRC reporting, and compliance failures. Here is what we know so far.
Chicago Mayor Vetoes Hemp Ban, Giving Intoxicating Hemp Businesses Temporary Relief
Mayor Brandon Johnson vetoed a City Council measure that would have banned most intoxicating hemp products in Chicago, offering a temporary lifeline to small businesses while federal restrictions loom.
93 Boyz Launches Free Smoke Medical Program to Support Illinois Medical Cannabis Patients
93 Boyz, founded by Vic Mensa, has launched the Free Smoke Medical Program in partnership with Soul & Wellness to help Illinois adults facing medical and financial hardship access cannabis support, education, and wellness resources.
United Center Makes History as First Major U.S. Arena to Sell Hemp Derived THC Drinks
Hemp-derived THC beverages have officially arrived at the United Center, marking a first for major U.S. sports and concert arenas. As fans seek cannabis infused drinks and alcohol alternatives, this move highlights a growing demand for wellness-forward lifestyle options in live entertainment venues.
Cryo Remediation, Mold, and the High Price Illinois Consumers Keep Paying
Illinois cannabis consumers are paying premium prices for remediated flower that contains dead mold and yeast spores. This article breaks down Cryo Remediation, why Illinois brands are being forced to use it to pass testing, and why Couch Lock’d believes the state must reform its testing standards instead of normalizing remediation.
Illinois Lawmaker Revives Push to Let Medical Patients Shop Anywhere at Medical Tax Rates
Illinois lawmakers have introduced House Bill 4306, a proposal that would allow registered medical cannabis patients in Illinois to shop at any licensed dispensary while still paying medical tax rates. The bill aims to remove access barriers, expand patient protections, and revive reforms previously blocked by corporate opposition.
Why We’re Introducing The Burn Circle
In 2025, ongoing Instagram reporting and platform restrictions pushed us to adapt. The Burn Circle was created as a community-first space for culture, conversation, and events, while Couch Lock’d continues to focus on product coverage through our website and YouTube channel.
Out of State Operators Eye West Ridge Dispensary as Social Equity Questions Resurface
A proposed cannabis dispensary in Chicago’s West Ridge neighborhood is raising renewed concerns about out of state ownership and whether Illinois social equity licenses are truly benefiting local residents.
Medical Cannabis, FOID Cards, and Firearms: What Illinois Consumers Need to Know
Many Illinois cannabis consumers wonder if holding a medical marijuana card affects their FOID eligibility. Here’s how Illinois law and federal firearm regulations intersect for medical patients, caregivers, and adult-use cannabis consumers.
Wyld Acquires Grön and Why This Is a Win for Cannabis Edibles
Wyld has announced the acquisition of Grön, bringing together two Oregon founded cannabis edibles leaders. The move strengthens quality, innovation, and consumer access while keeping both brands and products exactly as fans know and love.
Michigan’s New Cannabis Tax Still Leaves Prices Cheaper Than Illinois
Michigan’s new 24% wholesale cannabis tax pushes total taxes near 40%, but wholesale and retail prices remain far cheaper than Illinois, highlighting why supporting small cannabis brands matters more than ever.
USDA Rule Blocks Loans for Cannabis-Linked Businesses Despite State Legalization
The USDA has finalized a rule barring businesses connected to cannabis operations from accessing federal OneRD loan guarantees, reinforcing ongoing conflicts between state legalization and federal law.