The Michigan Cannabis Regulatory Agency has issued a formal complaint against Trapstars Outlet in New Buffalo, alleging cannabis sales tracking discrepancies, inaccurate METRC reporting, and compliance failures. Here is what we know so far.
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Cronja Shot Caller Live Rosin and Ice Water Hash Infused Pre Roll Review
Cronja’s Shot Caller 1.5 gram Live Rosin and Ice Water Hash infused pre roll has officially landed in Illinois. Here is a full review covering flavor, burn time, effects, and overall value.
Chicago Mayor Vetoes Hemp Ban, Giving Intoxicating Hemp Businesses Temporary Relief
Mayor Brandon Johnson vetoed a City Council measure that would have banned most intoxicating hemp products in Chicago, offering a temporary lifeline to small businesses while federal restrictions loom.
93 Boyz Launches Free Smoke Medical Program to Support Illinois Medical Cannabis Patients
93 Boyz, founded by Vic Mensa, has launched the Free Smoke Medical Program in partnership with Soul & Wellness to help Illinois adults facing medical and financial hardship access cannabis support, education, and wellness resources.
Crunch Berries Live Resin Badder Review
An honest, batch-specific review of Crunch Berries Live Resin Badder by Dr. Greenthumb, produced by Redemption Botanicals in Illinois, covering appearance, melt, flavor, terpenes, and effects.
The Stoke by Superflux Review | Sour Tangie x White OG Hybrid Breakdown in Illinois
I crack open a fresh two gram jar of The Stoke by Superflux and break down the aroma, appearance, and terpene profile of this Sour Tangie x White OG hybrid available in Illinois.
United Center Makes History as First Major U.S. Arena to Sell Hemp Derived THC Drinks
Hemp-derived THC beverages have officially arrived at the United Center, marking a first for major U.S. sports and concert arenas. As fans seek cannabis infused drinks and alcohol alternatives, this move highlights a growing demand for wellness-forward lifestyle options in live entertainment venues.
Rainbows and Cherries Infused Pre Roll Review by High Supply and Cresco Labs
A smooth burning infused pre roll review of Rainbows and Cherries by High Supply and Cresco Labs, featuring THC Sand infusion, barrel style roll, flavorful terpene profile, and uplifting sativa leaning effects suitable for social settings.
Cryo Remediation, Mold, and the High Price Illinois Consumers Keep Paying
Illinois cannabis consumers are paying premium prices for remediated flower that contains dead mold and yeast spores. This article breaks down Cryo Remediation, why Illinois brands are being forced to use it to pass testing, and why Couch Lock’d believes the state must reform its testing standards instead of normalizing remediation.
Illinois Lawmaker Revives Push to Let Medical Patients Shop Anywhere at Medical Tax Rates
Illinois lawmakers have introduced House Bill 4306, a proposal that would allow registered medical cannabis patients in Illinois to shop at any licensed dispensary while still paying medical tax rates. The bill aims to remove access barriers, expand patient protections, and revive reforms previously blocked by corporate opposition.
Why We’re Introducing The Burn Circle
In 2025, ongoing Instagram reporting and platform restrictions pushed us to adapt. The Burn Circle was created as a community-first space for culture, conversation, and events, while Couch Lock’d continues to focus on product coverage through our website and YouTube channel.
Watch Bears vs. Rams the Couch Lock’d Way at Stash Dispensary & Lounge Orland Hills
Skip the crowded bars and catch the Bears vs. Rams in a true cannabis-friendly setting at Stash Dispensary & Lounge. With free entry, sponsor pop-ups from Dabstract, Kanha, Redemption Botanicals, and Legacy, and a laid-back lounge vibe, this watch party is the perfect way to elevate your game day.
Out of State Operators Eye West Ridge Dispensary as Social Equity Questions Resurface
A proposed cannabis dispensary in Chicago’s West Ridge neighborhood is raising renewed concerns about out of state ownership and whether Illinois social equity licenses are truly benefiting local residents.
Medical Cannabis, FOID Cards, and Firearms: What Illinois Consumers Need to Know
Many Illinois cannabis consumers wonder if holding a medical marijuana card affects their FOID eligibility. Here’s how Illinois law and federal firearm regulations intersect for medical patients, caregivers, and adult-use cannabis consumers.
Mango Tango Live Resin Sugar Review: True North Concentrates
I crack open a 7-gram jar of Mango Tango Live Resin Sugar from True North Concentrates, breaking down the aroma, terpene profile, texture, and overall quality of this Michigan-grown concentrate. Picked up from Information Entropy in New Buffalo, this one delivers tropical flavor and clean live resin consistency.