Another cannabis dispensary in the Chicago suburbs has been targeted by an apparent Molotov cocktail attack, mirroring similar incidents that recently occurred in the city. Authorities are investigating a possible connection between these alarming events that have struck at the heart of the burgeoning legal cannabis industry. The latest incident took place early Saturday morningContinue reading “Molotov Cocktails Target Chicago Area Dispensaries”
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Affie OG by Flora Arbor: A Lucid Calm Strain Review on Couch Lock’d
Alright Couch Lock’d fam, let’s talk about some flower that recently impressed us. Today we’re diving into Flora Arbor’s Affie OG, a strain I picked up that promised some seriously chill vibes. This one’s got quite the lineage, mixing ((SFV OG x Chem D) x ‘78 Affie) with Sour Best Shit Ever. The word onContinue reading “Affie OG by Flora Arbor: A Lucid Calm Strain Review on Couch Lock’d”
Michigan Dispensary & Product Guide
Explore Michigan’s cannabis scene with our complete dispensary and product guide. Discover the best weed shops, top brands, and must-try products across the Great Lakes State from flower and concentrates to edibles and more.
Review: Local Grove Guava Peach Single Source Cold Cured Hash Rosin
Continuing our exploration of local Michigan cannabis products, today we’re diving into some Guava Peach Single Source Cold Cured Hash Rosin from Local Grove. This strain, a cross between Strawguava and Peach Pie, promises a rich terpene profile. I picked this up during a recent visit to Urb in New Buffalo, Michigan, taking advantage ofContinue reading “Review: Local Grove Guava Peach Single Source Cold Cured Hash Rosin”
Baked Bingo Blowout: Recapping Our Sold-Out 4/18 Bash at Stash!
Friday, April 18th wasn’t just another Friday, it was the official kickoff to the 4/20 weekend, and Couch Lock’d brought the heat with another sold-out Baked Bingo at Stash Dispensary & Lounge in Orland Hills! From 4:30 PM to 7:00 PM, the lounge was smoked out, packed with energy, clouds, and a crowd ready toContinue reading “Baked Bingo Blowout: Recapping Our Sold-Out 4/18 Bash at Stash!”
The Hidden Polish: Why Illinois Needs Mandatory Labeling for Remediated & CRC Cannabis
Here at Couch Lock’d, we love exploring the incredible variety of cannabis products available in Illinois. Legalization promised us safety, quality, and, crucially, transparency. We were told we’d know what we were buying, how it was grown, and what went into it. But there’s a growing gap between that promise and the reality on dispensary shelves,Continue reading “The Hidden Polish: Why Illinois Needs Mandatory Labeling for Remediated & CRC Cannabis”
Major California Testing Facility Shut Down! BelCosta Suspended Over Inflated THC & Safety Scares
Long Beach, CA – Hold onto your stash jars, folks. California’s cannabis watchdog just dropped the hammer on a big-name testing lab, BelCosta Labs, hitting them with an indefinite suspension. Why? State regulators claim the Long Beach-based lab was playing fast and loose with the rules, potentially endangering public health and misleading consumers about how potentContinue reading “Major California Testing Facility Shut Down! BelCosta Suspended Over Inflated THC & Safety Scares”
Missouri Cannabis Regulators Torch 25 More Microbusiness Licenses Amid Predatory Practice Probe
EFFERSON CITY, MO – Missouri’s cannabis scene got another shake-up this week as state regulators officially yanked another 25 microbusiness licenses, deepening concerns about the integrity of a program designed to boost disadvantaged entrepreneurs in the green rush. This latest round of revocations, announced Monday, brings the total number of canceled licenses to 34 out ofContinue reading “Missouri Cannabis Regulators Torch 25 More Microbusiness Licenses Amid Predatory Practice Probe”
China Tariffs Hit 145% – What It Means for Your Weed Wallet
Alright, crew, grab your snacks and buckle up. The tariff situation we talked about has escalated, especially concerning China, and it’s sending shockwaves directly toward the cannabis industry’s supply lines. While a baseline 10% tariff on most imports is in effect, and higher “reciprocal” tariffs on many countries are currently paused for 90 days, China is facing theContinue reading “China Tariffs Hit 145% – What It Means for Your Weed Wallet”
Strain Review: Guava Jamz Rosin by Peninsula Gardens
For this week’s Waxy Wednesday, I decided to branch out and try a few new brands. One standout was Guava Jamz by Peninsula Gardens , a Michigan-based cultivator that’s been generating some buzz, and now I see why. First Impressions: Opening the jar, I was immediately greeted by a pungent, almost rank aroma, like overripeContinue reading “Strain Review: Guava Jamz Rosin by Peninsula Gardens”
Is Your Illinois Dispensary CBD a Dud? Weight-Based Dosing and the Prairie State Problem
CBD has become the darling of the wellness world, touted for its potential to ease everything from anxiety to aches and pains. For Illinois residents, dispensaries offer a seemingly easy avenue to explore these benefits. But are you really getting your money’s worth? The truth might leave you feeling more locked out than locked inContinue reading “Is Your Illinois Dispensary CBD a Dud? Weight-Based Dosing and the Prairie State Problem”
Patience Required: Minnesota Recreational Cannabis Dispensaries Likely Delayed Until 2026
If you were marking your calendar for the grand opening of state-licensed recreational marijuana dispensaries across Minnesota, you might need to grab a new one, perhaps for 2026. According to insights from a state lawmaker and a cannabis industry consultant, the wait for widespread legal cannabis sales (outside of a few established Indigenous tribal dispensaries)Continue reading “Patience Required: Minnesota Recreational Cannabis Dispensaries Likely Delayed Until 2026”
New York Officials Investigate Cannabis Giant Stiiizy Over Alleged Product Smuggling
New York regulators are reportedly scrutinizing California-based cannabis powerhouse Stiiizy amid allegations of illicitly bringing marijuana products from outside state lines into licensed dispensaries. According to a report in The New York Times, citing unnamed sources, Stiiizy is among a group of cannabis companies currently under the microscope of the New York Office of CannabisContinue reading “New York Officials Investigate Cannabis Giant Stiiizy Over Alleged Product Smuggling”
Illinois Navigates the Shift to Metrc: Balancing Transparency with Industry Concerns
Illinois is embarking on a significant change in its cannabis regulation with the mandated adoption of Metrc, a comprehensive track-and-trace system for all cannabis plants and products within the state. This transition, unfolding throughout the spring of 2025, aims to bolster transparency, enhance regulatory oversight, and ultimately provide greater assurance to consumers regarding the legalityContinue reading “Illinois Navigates the Shift to Metrc: Balancing Transparency with Industry Concerns”
Colorado’s Cannabis Inversion Scandal: A New Threat to the Legal Market
What began as an attempt to help a struggling Colorado grow operation turned into something much more alarming. Justin Trouard, CEO of licensed outdoor cultivator Mammoth Farms, was reviewing the company’s records when he stumbled upon a pattern of transactions that didn’t make sense on paper, but made perfect sense if something shady was goingContinue reading “Colorado’s Cannabis Inversion Scandal: A New Threat to the Legal Market”
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