
Recent News & Reviews
- Michigan CRA Files Formal Complaint Against Trapstars Outlet in New Buffalo Over Cannabis Tracking DiscrepanciesThe Michigan Cannabis Regulatory Agency has issued a formal complaint against Trapstars Outlet in New Buffalo, alleging cannabis sales tracking discrepancies, inaccurate METRC reporting, and compliance failures. Here is what we know so far.
- Cronja Shot Caller Live Rosin and Ice Water Hash Infused Pre Roll ReviewCronja’s Shot Caller 1.5 gram Live Rosin and Ice Water Hash infused pre roll has officially landed in Illinois. Here is a full review covering flavor, burn time, effects, and overall value.
- Ravioli Enters Michigan Market with Purple Ravioli Grape RuntzIllinois favorite Ravioli has officially launched in Michigan, and I picked up the Purple Ravioli Grape Runtz at New Standard in Saugatuck. Here’s my full breakdown of aroma, flavor, appearance, potency, and whether this Runtz cross lives up to the hype in the Michigan market.
- Five Star Extracts Moonlit Rainbow Cake Nug Run Sugar Sauce ReviewA full review of Five Star Extracts’ Moonlit Rainbow Cake Nug Run Sugar Sauce from New Standard in Saugatuck, Michigan. Flavor, effects, no CRC, and why it’s a top-tier Michigan concentrate.
- Chicago Mayor Vetoes Hemp Ban, Giving Intoxicating Hemp Businesses Temporary ReliefMayor Brandon Johnson vetoed a City Council measure that would have banned most intoxicating hemp products in Chicago, offering a temporary lifeline to small businesses while federal restrictions loom.
- 93 Boyz Launches Free Smoke Medical Program to Support Illinois Medical Cannabis Patients93 Boyz, founded by Vic Mensa, has launched the Free Smoke Medical Program in partnership with Soul & Wellness to help Illinois adults facing medical and financial hardship access cannabis support, education, and wellness resources.
- Covert Cup Take 420 Hash Rosin Infused Cups Review | 200mg Sweet & Salty Edible BreakdownA full review of Covert Cup’s Take 420 Hash Rosin Infused Cups, a 200mg sweet and salty edible packed with peanut butter, pretzel, and caramel in milk chocolate. Fast onset, strong effects, and minimal cannabis taste make these a must grab.
- Rosslyn GMO Sherb Live Rosin Review Michigan Super Boof Quality Upgrade ContinuesRosslyn’s GMO Sherb Live Rosin, a cross of GMO Cookies x Sunset Sherb, delivers funky fruity terps, smooth creamy dabs, and potent balanced effects. After a major partnership shift, Rosslyn’s quality continues to impress in the Michigan cannabis market.
- Crunch Berries Live Resin Badder ReviewAn honest, batch-specific review of Crunch Berries Live Resin Badder by Dr. Greenthumb, produced by Redemption Botanicals in Illinois, covering appearance, melt, flavor, terpenes, and effects.
- The Stoke by Superflux Review | Sour Tangie x White OG Hybrid Breakdown in IllinoisI crack open a fresh two gram jar of The Stoke by Superflux and break down the aroma, appearance, and terpene profile of this Sour Tangie x White OG hybrid available in Illinois.
- United Center Makes History as First Major U.S. Arena to Sell Hemp Derived THC DrinksHemp-derived THC beverages have officially arrived at the United Center, marking a first for major U.S. sports and concert arenas. As fans seek cannabis infused drinks and alcohol alternatives, this move highlights a growing demand for wellness-forward lifestyle options in live entertainment venues.
- Rainbows and Cherries Infused Pre Roll Review by High Supply and Cresco LabsA smooth burning infused pre roll review of Rainbows and Cherries by High Supply and Cresco Labs, featuring THC Sand infusion, barrel style roll, flavorful terpene profile, and uplifting sativa leaning effects suitable for social settings.
- Cryo Remediation, Mold, and the High Price Illinois Consumers Keep PayingIllinois cannabis consumers are paying premium prices for remediated flower that contains dead mold and yeast spores. This article breaks down Cryo Remediation, why Illinois brands are being forced to use it to pass testing, and why Couch Lock’d believes the state must reform its testing standards instead of normalizing remediation.
- Information Entropy Runtz Review: A Michigan Classic That Still DeliversRuntz has earned its place as a modern cannabis classic, and Information Entropy continues to prove why the strain still deserves the hype. In this review, I break down my experience with a fresh jar of Runtz from one of Michigan’s most consistent cultivators and how it stacks up against expectations.
- Illinois Lawmaker Revives Push to Let Medical Patients Shop Anywhere at Medical Tax RatesIllinois lawmakers have introduced House Bill 4306, a proposal that would allow registered medical cannabis patients in Illinois to shop at any licensed dispensary while still paying medical tax rates. The bill aims to remove access barriers, expand patient protections, and revive reforms previously blocked by corporate opposition.
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