Author Archives: Patrick V. (Midwest Dazed)

When Pricing Misses the Mark: The $8 for 5mg Problem

It doesn’t make sense to sell a 5mg edible for $8 when 100mg options cost nearly the same. Brands that ignore real consumer value shouldn’t be surprised when their products sit unsold while smarter-priced competitors thrive.

Lawsuit Alleges Illinois Regulators Flagged Systemic Diversion at Curaleaf Grow Site

A former compliance director has filed a federal lawsuit alleging Curaleaf’s Illinois cultivation center was flagged for “systemic diversion” by state regulators, citing missing inventory, safety hazards, and ignored compliance warnings.

Black Cherry Buffs Strain Review | Flora Craft

In this review, I dive into Black Cherry Buffs, a new hybrid strain from Flora Craft in Illinois. With genetics of Super Buff Cherry x Lemon Cherry Fire, this flower brings a sweet, citrusy, berry-forward terp profile, clean effects, and smooth smoking experience.

Best Illinois Cannabis Brands to Try: Illinois Guide

Discover the best Illinois cannabis brands for flower, concentrates, vapes, edibles, and pre-rolls—focusing on quality craft over mass production.

Michigan’s 24% Cannabis Tax: Will Small Operators Survive?

Michigan lawmakers have approved a new 24% wholesale cannabis tax set to take effect January 1, 2026. While projected to raise $420 million annually, critics warn the move will squeeze small operators, raise prices, and mirror California’s struggles after similar tax hikes.

Beezle Madd Fruit Review: PapayaBerry Runtz x Moroccan Peaches Collab with Redemption Botanicals

Beezle has officially landed in Illinois through a partnership with Redemption Botanicals. We review their Madd Fruit strain, a PapayaBerry Runtz x Moroccan Peaches cross, testing its sweet papaya-peach flavor, funky undertones, uplifting Indica effects, and why it earned a perfect 30/30 score.

Michigan’s Proposed 24% Cannabis Tax: Still Cheaper Than Illinois

Michigan may raise its cannabis excise tax to 32%, surpassing Illinois. Couch Lock’d opposes the hike while noting prices remain lower than Illinois.

Another Reason to Boycott GTI: From Picket Lines to Patient Rights

Here at Couch Lock’d, we believe that ethical consumption in the cannabis space matters. It’s not just about the quality of the flower or the potency of the concentrate; it’s about the people and patients who make this industry possible. That’s why we’re once again shining a spotlight on Green Thumb Industries (GTI), and thisContinue reading “Another Reason to Boycott GTI: From Picket Lines to Patient Rights”

Cracking open a 5 Gram Jar of Tangie Live Rosin by Magic Melts Michigan

A review of Melted Magic’s Tangie Live Rosin! This batch boasts a classic sweet and tart orange aroma with clear, uplifting, and happy effects.

Colorado Shuts Down 1906 Over Safety Concerns With “Midnight Drops”

Colorado’s attorney general forced 1906 to leave the state’s cannabis market after reports that its “Midnight Drops” sleep aid may have caused liver damage. Other states, including Massachusetts, have also raised concerns about the product’s herbal ingredients.