In this review I’m diving into one of the newest drops from Flora Craft, Grand Master Sexy. This indica-dominant hybrid, born from a cross between Oreoz and Scotty 2 Hotty, brings a perfect balance of relaxation and euphoria. It’s known for delivering soothing body effects while keeping the mind uplifted and engaged, perfect for a night around gaming or just looking for something relaxing.
The Details
- Harvest Date: 05/27/2025
- Package Date: 07/28/2026
- Tested Date: 07/07/2025
- THCA: 29.035%
- Total Cannabinoids: 29.43%
- Total Terpenes: 1.93%
Dominant Terpenes
- Limonene
- Caryophyllene
What’s in the Jar
Upon opening the jar, I was greeted by four beautiful nugs absolutely covered in trichomes. Their light green color was accented by deep purple hues bursting through the frosty coating of trichomes, with bright orange hairs hugging each nug tightly. The flower had a dense structure, and when broken down, it revealed a fluffy, sticky texture, perfect for rolling.
The Roll-Up
As always, for my roll-up, I used my go-to OCB Bamboo rolling papers along with my trusty 2.5-inch Stainless Steel Flower Mill. As I mentioned before, it broke the flower down perfectly. I had the fine mill plate in, which gave me just the right consistency to roll this sticky bud up and spark it. From the dry hit to the first pull, this strain was packed with flavor! The taste is super sweet and creamy, with sugary chocolate notes accented by hints of fresh caramel and vanilla. The aroma matches beautifully, a rich, dessert-like scent with a touch of spicy diesel rounding it out.
The Effects
If you’re looking for an indica strain that won’t leave you completely couch-locked but instead has you feeling upbeat and ready to hit the clubs, Grand Master Sexy is the one for you. This strain brings on stimulating, arousing effects that can definitely set the mood. You’ll feel lifted, giggly, and more social, making it easy to chat with anyone around you , though don’t be surprised if you catch yourself laughing uncontrollably for no reason at all. So, if you’re someone who usually steers clear of indica-dominant strains, this might be the perfect one to try and change your mind.
Rating
While this strain had some standout qualities and solid flavor, it didn’t completely blow me away compared to other strains I’ve tried from Flora. That said, I definitely wasn’t disappointed. Overall, Grand Master Sexy is a strain I’d pick up again, especially if I saw it on sale or at a good price.
Using the Terp Tracker scale:
- Flavor: 8/10
- Effects: 8/10
- Quality: 8/10
- Overall: 24/30
A–F Ranking System (Total: 30 Points)
- A (Excellent): 27 – 30
- Exceptional quality — nearly perfect.
- Top-tier performance or product.
- B (Good): 24 – 26
- Strong quality with minor flaws.
- Above-average and enjoyable.
- C (Average): 20 – 23
- Decent but unremarkable.
- Meets basic expectations.
- D (Below Average): 16 – 19
- Noticeable issues.
- Underperforms in key areas.
- F (Failing): 0 – 15
- Poor quality or experience.
- Major issues throughout.
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