Review: Purple Panties Pre-Roll by Dog House

Dog House is delivering top-tier flower once again with their Purple Panties pre-roll, a flavorful cross of Purple Octane and Pink Lady. I picked this up at Pharmhouse in New Buffalo, Michigan, where they were running a BOGO deal on Dog House pre-rolls, making it the perfect time to give this strain a try.


Flavor & Aroma

From the first inhale, Purple Panties hits with a sweet Concord grape flavor, layered with a subtle fuel-like undertone that adds depth. The creamy, smooth smoke makes for an easy draw, enhancing the rich, fruity and gassy terpene profile. The aroma follows suit; bold, sweet, and slightly pungent, making it a standout choice for those who appreciate dessert-like strains with a little extra punch.


Potency & Effects

Testing at 32.49% THC with a 3.12% terpene profile, this pre-roll delivers a well-balanced high that leans into full-body relaxation without sedation. The initial effects come on with a pleasant cerebral buzz, leaving you feeling uplifted and mentally at ease. As the high progresses, a calming body effect settles in, soothing without being overly heavy, making it a great choice for any time of day when you want to unwind without immediately knocking out.


Final Thoughts

Dog House continues to impress with high-quality, flavorful genetics, and Purple Panties is a prime example. With its rich grape and fuel flavors, smooth smoke, and relaxing yet functional high, this pre-roll is a must-try for anyone looking for a well-rounded hybrid. Whether you’re looking to kick back after a long day or just enhance your mood, this one checks all the boxes. If you spot it on the shelf, grab one before it’s gone.


Written by Midwest Dazed


Published by Patrick V. (Midwest Dazed)

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