Dog House is delivering top-tier flower once again with their Purple Panties pre-roll, a flavorful cross of Purple Octane and Pink Lady. I picked this up at Pharmhouse in New Buffalo, Michigan, where they were running a BOGO deal on Dog House pre-rolls, making it the perfect time to give this strain a try.
Flavor & Aroma
From the first inhale, Purple Panties hits with a sweet Concord grape flavor, layered with a subtle fuel-like undertone that adds depth. The creamy, smooth smoke makes for an easy draw, enhancing the rich, fruity and gassy terpene profile. The aroma follows suit; bold, sweet, and slightly pungent, making it a standout choice for those who appreciate dessert-like strains with a little extra punch.
Potency & Effects

Testing at 32.49% THC with a 3.12% terpene profile, this pre-roll delivers a well-balanced high that leans into full-body relaxation without sedation. The initial effects come on with a pleasant cerebral buzz, leaving you feeling uplifted and mentally at ease. As the high progresses, a calming body effect settles in, soothing without being overly heavy, making it a great choice for any time of day when you want to unwind without immediately knocking out.
Final Thoughts
Dog House continues to impress with high-quality, flavorful genetics, and Purple Panties is a prime example. With its rich grape and fuel flavors, smooth smoke, and relaxing yet functional high, this pre-roll is a must-try for anyone looking for a well-rounded hybrid. Whether you’re looking to kick back after a long day or just enhance your mood, this one checks all the boxes. If you spot it on the shelf, grab one before it’s gone.
Written by Midwest Dazed